Once there was a house and a TV network. One day one of the network Ducks decided to put a bunch of non network ducks into this house and let them live together. They would compete against each other, bond with each other, fight with each other and eventually vote each other out of the house. This would be an insane experiment lasting an entire summer. Every move would be captured by the bazillion cameras hidden in the house, broadcast live over the internet, so that others could watch the ducks melt down before their eyes. At the end of the day, at the end of the summer, one lucky duck would take home the grand prize: a bag of duck chow. This experiment would be repeated every summer for the next 100 years with different ducks.

After 6 years, the network duck thought it was time for an all-star version of this experiment. He brought in ducks from seasons past, put them in the house and watch them interact with each other for a second time. This experiment would be called Big Brother All Stars.

This auction is about some memorable moments from the All Star experiment that took place the summer of ’06. The winner of this auction will receive everything shown in the pictures plus a copy of this story. (Everything but the cats! They stay here!)

 Let’s review some of the highlights from the Summer of All Stars:

The chosen ducks entered the house

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and immediately morphed into Ducks on a Mission, the mission was to be the Last Duck Standing. Arguments, backstabbing, lies and more lies began at once. Alliances formed (real and fake), friendships blossomed, lives were changed, and new terms were coined and destined to become household words. Ducks were evicted one by one. The following moments are in no particular order. The characters are all fiction and if you see a resemblance to any real person, alive or not, you have an active imagination. Repeat: these ducks are not real people. They are ducks.

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Who can forget when the duck named Scrubika

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nominated her duck friend for eviction and the infamous ‘doorbell incident ensued?

 

 

 

 OMG! This duck went off the deep end. Every one went into shock watching this meltdown. To calm herself, she took up smoking cigarettes.

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 The ducks from Chill Town, in their diary room “telephone conversations”

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 were instrumental in coining new terms this summer. Two of those terms were “Showmance”

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 and it’s relative, “Homance”

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 The ducks in the Shomance quickly became Americas Favorites. They were affectionately named “Winelle” by the internet ‘losers’ and all their cats,  who stayed up the entire summer, fantasizing about their favorite couple. (Note: it has been reported that entire Area Codes went without sleep during the summer of ’06)

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 A spark was ignited and we watched the spark evolve into a romance. We watched them jostle for position under the Great Wall of Pillows,

 

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We saw them play “Touch the Cooter” in the hot tub

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 we strained our ears to listen to their constant whispering

 

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We saw them play together on the trampoline

 

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 And Eat together,

 

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 They stared at each other and flirted up a storm.

 

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Later, the ducks would deny any romantic feelings during a chat,

 

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but we saw it happen with our own eyes and could not be convinced otherwise.

 The Homance didn’t fare so well. This saddened Scrubika duck. She stopped showering, she stopped eating, and remained in her swimming suit for the remainder of the summer. At the end of the day, at the end of the summer.

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 Poor Scrubika only weighed 67 lbs. (note to : Nicole Ritchie-look out!)

 The ducks were evicted one by one, even the power of the Light Saber couldn’t save them

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Unlike season 3 when biggest blunder of BB history occurred and the Power of the Veto was put back in its box…unused,

 

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this summer saw it being won and used by one particular duck, the prom Queen,

 

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 more than any past season as she was the target of everyone almost every week.

 What was the deal with that ‘slop’? Could they have concocted anything worse to feed those ducks? Ewww maybe green jello with fruit cocktail.

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Much time was spent scheming and plotting in the house bathroom area

 

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 And the final memory I will leave you with is the favorite spot of the Beefcake!

 

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 And last but not least…..the winner of Big Brother All Stars 2006:

 

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 The winner of this auction will receive all items pictured except the cats! They stay here with this 'internet loser".  Any questions, please ask before you bid. Payment is by Paypal and must be completed within 3 days of auction end.