BB9 Sheila Kennedy with Scott Baio:
Doc asks if anyone Scott’s dated has kids now. A few women do, including Sheila Kennedy. Doc asks if she was a Playmate.
“Penthouse,” says Scott, pointing. This is actually a good distinction to make as there’s a sizable difference between what goes on in Playboy and what goes on in Penthouse (or, at least there was in the ’80s). However, what that difference is isn’t so printable in a family blog.
Scott’s told to meet with Sheila and, adding insult to nursery, Doc wants him to spend some time at a daycare owned by her friend. Scott doesn’t so much wince at the prospect as he does shut down entirely.
That’s his make-the-world-and-all-its-sperm-go-away expression.
First up is Sheila who seems pleasant enough at first…
…but clearly harbors major resentment. She won’t meet with him indoors, for one thing. She has him meet outside her gym and then basically talks to him while she’s loading the car en route to pick up her kid. Scott explains to Sheila that he hired a life coach. She asks why. “Because I want to get married and have a kid.” Sheila’s response is awesome: “Oh god. No.” It’s as though she’s afraid that Scott’s spawn will be predatory. And really, when it gets to be a certain age and mingles with the opposite sex, the chances are probable. Scott’s DNA seems strong like that, you know? Sheila’s patience for Scott quickly runs out and really, it’s probably best to stay out of her way when her patience runs out lest you be confronted with the phrase, “SHEILA MAD!!!”
Check out those guns!
She is She-Hulk. It’s clear that Sheila has never forgiven Scott for showing up on the set of Charles in Charge with Pam Anderson (Sheila had a bit part and thought that she and Scott were exclusive). So many women on this show are the emotional equivalents of crock pots. They’re stewing for, like, 20 years! “You really shouldn’t have children. I just don’t think that’s a good thing,” says Sheila before zooming off. Scott tells her that it was nice seeing her.
She has no reply. Dissed and dismissed! Scott gets in the final word to the camera on the matter in the car when he says, “At least she still had a nice rack.” If you felt a little bad for him during the Sheila encounter, well, now you don’t.