The "Deliverance" wedding party:
First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking
groom (in red)

Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone let's line
up for the picture. Let's see .... hmmm, where shall we ... oh, yes! Perfect!
Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes,
that will be just smashing!" I guess a jacket at a wedding would just be too
citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's right on the white shirts.
Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony! I told
him it's tacky to light up during the sermon. If we could have put the wedding
off for two more months, the groom would have saved enough money for a pair of
black shoes. I told him his tennis shoes have black trim....that's good enough.
Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the
blushing bride

Not everyone can pull off such a
vibrant red, but I think this group does it.
Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.
Last, the cute couple






Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her ankles. Too bad they didn't come in
white. Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the
All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.
You can almost hear the banjo music.